SPOILER: As evidenced by the photo I used up there, Colman Domingo won our Best Dressed poll -- and by a pretty decent margin, too, over runner-up Marlee Matlin. It's a legit win: She did look glorious, but so did he, in a Versace that was both flashy and joyful. Neither of which apply to the dubious winner of Worst Dressed...

... which goes to this totally uninspired Gucci, which is not only boring but looks so poorly executed that I think it's pinching Vanessa Kirby's skin slightly through the midriff hole. The styling was too harsh with it, as well; this was a runaway victory for Vanessa over the artlessly bewigged Halle Berry. [By the way, Halle and her stylist made a big deal out of telling everyone last week that it was a wig, which (a) of course it was, I don't think anyone believed Halle did this to her hair PERMANENTLY, and (b) goes to show they were 100 percent aware of the Ramona Quimby comparisons.] Andra Day placed a distant third. Nobody else even cracked double-digit percentages, and that is right and correct to me, for whatever that's worth. AND SO! Our first best/worst of the pandemic in the books, hopefully with many more around the corner. I also accidentally wrote "moore" which made it look like I was saying, "Hopefully with Mandy Moore around the corner," and let's be real, that is ALSO true. I will take some bad OR good Mandy Moore at her earliest convenience. I miss ALL OF THE PEOPLE.