JEREMY ALLEN WHITE: This haircut slaps. I almost look like a different person.
MIKEY MADISON: This dress slaps. Should I have put my hair back? I should, right? Damn.
AARON SORKIN: This tan slaps.
JAW: It's really... oh, a dude in the photo pen just called it Lightly Used Baseball Glove.
MM: I was thinking more Dad's Favorite Recliner.
JAW: If we're going with baseball, it's more Infield Dirt to me.
MM: Or Pumpkin Spice.
JAW: Toasted Breadcrumbs.
AS: You're all wrong! I asked for the George Hamilton setting.
JAW: Who's George Hamilton?
MM: Oh, I know, he's a Formula 1 racer, right?
JAW: No, that's Lewis Hamilton and George Russell.
AS: You DON'T know who GEORGE HAMILTON IS?
MM: ...
AS: He's in... you know, stuff!
JAW: Do you even know who George Hamilton is?
MM: I think he's made up.
AS: The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing! The Strange Possession of Mrs. Oliver! The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington! Death Car on the Freeway!! The classics!
MM: You Googled that just now.
AS: Look he's famous for being tan, okay? NOBODY knows anything he's been in! Other than a tanning booth. He's a LEGEND. He sold skin care and had tanning salons! He might have laundered money for Imelda Marcos?
MM: Imelda Marcos?
AS: You people need to learn your history. THIS will be YOUR social reckoning.