Emma Corrin in Schiaparelli I laugh aloud every time I look at this. It's from last season's couture show, and I truly did not imagine anyone voluntarily wearing horned nipples. The workmanship is excellent, but nobody's boobs should need to be trimmed like a

Charlize Theron in Givenchy Charlize looks like a million bucks in this black ensemble, and then those gloves are sub-minimum wage. She does not need arm bags. The back has a ruffle down the spine, which is cool. The elbow petticoats ruin everything. Zendaya in Schiaparelli For some reason,

Camila Cabello in Zimmermann We begin with Camila. This does not seem like a sheer-dress event to me, but then again, half of Hollywood wears sheers to black-tie events, so one could understand her being confused. I do also think this is hideous, however. Ethan Hawke I admit,

Zendaya in Jacquemus I have not historically been a fan of Jacquemus, but they made this for her and it shows. There is no room for error in that bodice and it's sitting EXACTLY where they would like. Zendaya Those earrings are FANTASTIC, especially with that head scarf.

Zendaya These shoes are SO GOOD. They honestly could have elevated any number of her other outfits, including the damn t-shirt. She looks super here. HURRAH. Lupita Nyong'o I am never a fan of pants with elasticized ankles, but I don't think these had a

Auli'i Cravalho She looks adorable. And happy, and so poised. I really hope she's in as good a place as it seems; I imagine it's hard to be a Disney princess in your teens. Catherine Laga'aia She looks really pretty here, but