LOGAN LERMAN: So, I'm not sure what this is, exactly...?
CATE: It's a photo op, darling.
ADELE: I am standing next to Cate Blanchett.
LOGAN: But... is it, like, a giant watch?
CATE: It's an award, love. Don't be the only actor who questions it when people want to give them things.
ADELE: Cate effing Blanchett. How does she look? I can't look.
LOGAN: Is it a bracelet? I don't need a bracelet.
CATE: Everyone needs a bracelet, dove.
ADELE: How do I look? Why am I standing next to her? Can you see my thighs? Can you see HER thighs? Is it okay if my dress is see-through as long as hers is? NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT TO DO HERE.
LOGAN: Is it a ladder? Why do I need a tiny gold ladder?
CATE: For tiny gold roofing emergencies.
LOGAN: Do I have those?
CATE: Don't you?
LOGAN: ...
CATE: Just kidding. Only large gold roofing emergencies for me.
ADELE: She is so cool. How does she look so good covered in silver algae? I can't. Please finish this so I can go get a large drink.
LOGAN: Uh, does anyone need a small hydraulic lift? Goes to the highest bidder.
CATE: I'll give you five Australian dollars and a smolder.
LOGAN: Done.
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