It was the 50th anniversary of the CMA Awards, and so of course they tapped country music legend Beyonce to perform. In truth, I think it's great that Bey crossed genre lines and sang with The Dixie Chicks. Country gets treated like the proverbial red-headed stepchild of
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JAY: Hey, Bey. BEYONCE: Hey, Jay. JAY: You okay? BEY: Like a fine cabernet. JAY: Should we cover some Sugar Ray? BEY: I want to do "My Way." JAY: Maybe someday. BEY: I get a say. I'm the one with leather up in my va-jay-
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Kim: Hi, Mr. Valentine.Valentino: No, no, no. NO.KK: Oh, sorry, Mr. Gandhi. I'm bad with names.V: Uh...okay, yeah, whatever. I don't have time to explain this to you. Who invited you, anyway?KK: Everyone. I'm royal. I have cheekbones now
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KEVIN HART: RIHANNA! What are you DOING? YOU are KILLING ME. RIHANNA: Ha ha, your clothes look like someone drove past you through a mud puddle. KEVIN: That's not what I MEAN, Rihanna. What do guys choose, Rihanna? RIHANNA: Uh. Me? KEVIN: YES. And NIPPLES. YOU AND NIPPLES.
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BLAKE: Hey, Bey! BEYONCE: Hey, B! BLAKE: Actually, I played Serena! BEYONCE: But your actual name starts with a B! BLAKE: Oh! That's needlessly confusing! BEYONCE: Don't question my methods! BLAKE: I mean it's brilliant! BEYONCE: Correct! Bey the way, I notice you are
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AMANDA SEYFRIED: Hey, Charz. CHARLIZE THERON: Mands. How can I help you? AMANDA: Just checking on the dress code for the photocall today. CHARLIZE: Legs. AMANDA: Gotcha. Sandals? CHARLIZE: Yep. AMANDA: Black? CHARLIZE: You know it. AMANDA: You want the red lipstick this time? CHARLIZE: I can rock it. AMANDA:
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LOGAN LERMAN: So, I'm not sure what this is, exactly...? CATE: It's a photo op, darling. ADELE: I am standing next to Cate Blanchett. LOGAN: But... is it, like, a giant watch? CATE: It's an award, love. Don't be the only actor
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ROONEY: I can't look. CATE: Why, pet? ROONEY: Look, I don't know whether people voted that outfit Fug or Fab yet, but I just feel like maybe I didn't think this through. CATE: What, dear? Your outfit? ROONEY: Everything. The outfit. How the outfit
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PHIL: Listen, ref, can't you do something? TERRY McAULAY: What would you have me do, exactly? PHIL: You've got the flag in your belt. Throw it. Throw some laundry on this play. JOE: What are you talking about? TERRY: Sorry, Phil. I just don't
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JENNIFER LOPEZ: HOLA LOVERS. KEITH URBAN: Hey, Jennifer. Hi, Harry. Welcome to the show. Nice hair. J.LO: Thank you, Kiki. KEITH: It's Keith. And I was talking to Harry. HARRY CONNICK, JR: Thanks, Keith. Yours is also suave. So angular. KEITH: No, yours is. HARRY: No, YOURS.
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Karl: Delicious pixie, whither the spice? DUST. SWINTON: Hello, Karl. Your voice is the purring of the tiger I tamed last night in my living room. Karl: True or not? Fantasy is the foreplay of reality. CLIMAX. SWINTON: No, Karl, not until the orgy of where black and white intersect
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KANYE: HOLD THE PHONE. KIM: I can't fit anything else in my purse, Kanye. KANYE: IT IS AN EXPRESSION, KIMBERLY. I WAS WORDSMITHING. IT MEANS 'WTF OMG.' KIM: Oh, okay. Well, right back at you. KANYE: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT OUTSIDE? AND I DON'
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View the gallery Kim: Psst. Kanye. KANYE: YES, WHAT IS IT? Kim: Thanks for crawling on your hands and knees through a roughly dug trench just to get me a breast pump that works in French outlets. KANYE: IT WAS NOTHING, Kim: It means a lot to ME. KANYE: NO
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SUSAN: Hey, Thelma. GEENA: Hey, Louise. SUSAN: You look... my GOD, woman, were you always this tall? GEENA: Yep. SUSAN: Lucky. GEENA: I know, right? And... were you always this... doily'd? SUSAN: Yep. GEENA: Oh. SUSAN: I'm just kidding. I have no idea what is happening
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In which Danity Kane "reunites" and the world responds with a resounding, "Wait, who are they again?" To which we say, "You know, that girl group from Making The Band that brought us Fug Madness Champion 2009 Aubrey O'Day (third from the left)
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