RDJ: Shall we tango?
GOOP: I... what, now?
RDJ: WE SHALL TANGO.
GOOP: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, dude. Does it ALWAYS have to be shtick?
RDJ: Whiskey Tan... oh, I see what you did there, Ms. Military Alphabet. I like it. You can have this round. Let's just let the people look at your outfit.
GOOP: FINALLY. FOR ONCE. Thank you.
So, back to me and my own musings. My GOOP radar is frequently off -- usually when I get sucked in by one of her confections, it's precisely when none of our commenters have been, and vice-versa. For ME, this is a miss. While I love a coat, and am intrigued by a good coat dress, I'm not sure this counts as either. It's a bit... Stuffy Royal Outerwear mixed with a wrap dress whose interior tie came loose and dropped the skirt to the side. Which probably means everyone will love it and think I am crazy, but that's okay. There's no law around these parts that you have to agree with me... just as long as you pay the fine of a pack of Diet Cokes and some sandwich fixins, obviously.
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