"I know. Trust me, I know."
"But, see, Halloween is coming up, so maybe I'm just in costume as Kristen Stewart, because... you know, she wears stuff that looks like a demented gift bag that Edward made out of stuff in the Cullen basement, because vampires don't sleep and every other non-sleeping vampire in his house was having wicked sex with a vampire soulmate and so all he had left was scrapbooking and reading Martha Stewart Living. ... No? You don't believe me? Fine. Let's just let the moment pass and never speak of it again."