The Fugs Next Door

If you ever wondered whether or not Los Angeles Fashion Week -- which has been downgraded in recent years to LA Fashion Weekend and will soon possibly just be LA Fashion Hour-and-a-Half -- boasts the same kind of chic and star power as the rest of the Fashion Weeks do, I feel compelled to present Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt as evidence:


In other words: Oh, honey.


NOOOOO.