Lake Bell, why crabby?
Just trim them yourself if they're getting in your eyes. What's that? Oh, you are steeling yourself in preparation for my usual whining about how I don't GET you, because, to me, there is no there there, despite the fact that I did kind of like you on Miss Match, the short-lived Alicia Silverstone-as-Patti-Stanger vehicle? Fair enough. But! You asked for it. LOOK AT THIS:
What fresh '90s Winter Formal hell is this?