Oscars YIKES Carpet: Naomie Harris
View the gallery Did anyone bring a speculum? Because she might as well get her annual, as long as everything is out and ready. [Photos: Getty]
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Nearly NSFWly Played: Adrienne Bailon
Well, I'd like to thank Adrienne "I Once Went Basically Bottomless" Bailon for reminding me that we have an "unauthorized nips" category: Although I think this near-nip was TOTALLY authorized: Yeah. The sad thing is, if that dress hadn't had its
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I have missed Lil' Kim: It goes without saying: I also miss her old face. She sort of looks like she decided to borrow this one from LaToya Jackson. She may have also borrowed....well, what is she wearing? It looks like something you'd make in the
Read moreOscars Fug/CRAZY Party: Madonna
View the gallery WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Madonna. Dude. We know. You are lately feeling somewhat irrelevant -- what with Lady Gaga and all. But you don't one-up someone who shows up places in AN EGG by going out wearing one of Britney's cast-offs. SERIOUSLY.
View GalleryGrammy Awards WTF!!?!?!!?!? Lady Gaga
View the gallery Heather and I were working on some Fashion Week writing last night, while watching the Grammys, when the room service guy came in and cast a critical eye at the TV. "I'm so over Lady Gaga," he said. Dude. I feel you. I.
View GalleryAMA Fug Carpet: Phoebe Price
It's like Phoebe Price looked at the coverage of Julianne Moore's Two Dresses in One, and thought to herself, "if two dresses squashed together gets that much attention, THREE AND A HALF WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER." Oh, Phoebe. It's really not.
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Lake Bell, why crabby? Just trim them yourself if they're getting in your eyes. What's that? Oh, you are steeling yourself in preparation for my usual whining about how I don't GET you, because, to me, there is no there there, despite the fact
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I feel like this is one of those outfits that you can only really get away with if the rest of you is SO GOOOOD-LOOKING that your hotness distracts from the fact that, for example, your dress has what appears to be an unfastened, built-in chastity belt: Like,
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Kylie Minogue just made me, and everyone who puts together the What Were They Thinking??! fashion spreads at the back of the tabloids, sigh in relief. "Yay," we all thought, "something to feature! This shizz is crazy!" [Photo: Splash News] But none of us will be
Read moreNational Treasure: BOOK OF FUGRETS
The setting: GFY HQ East, a hotel room far above the city, covered in shoes and empty cans of Diet Coke. The topic: JESSICA: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HEATHER: Diane? JESSICA: Yes. HEATHER: I know. JESSICA: What IS THIS? HEATHER: I don't know. JESSICA: It's like a ruffled.
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Leighton Meester dressed like this can mean only one thing: She's got to have a new single coming out. BATTEN DOWN THE FASHION HATCHES, YOU GUYS, POP STAR LEIGHTON IS IN THE BUILDING. Forgive the mixed metaphor. But bra lederhosen render me inarticulate.
Read moreEmmy Awards Fug Carpet: Naya Rivera
WHOA: As Heather and I discussed during the red carpet, when there is a rumor afoot that you may have gone wackadoodle and keyed your ex-boyfriend/co-star's car in a fit of jealous rage whilst at the workplace, it might behoove you to show up at
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This is not really the look I expected from Ol' C Love here: [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] It's like, with the head scarf and the flats and the coat and the Birkin, her new style icon is Queen Elizabeth. Which is admirable indeed -- far be it from me
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In case you were wondering where your iPod went: Kate Price is wearing it in a crown. As the topper to her Sexy Tin Man costume. Which she wore to promote her new line of iPod accessories. Which are based on her tattoos. You know. Like you do.
Read moreThe Fugly Mr. Ripley
This picture is the best thing that has ever happened to me: [Photo: Splash News] Don't you want to go party with THIS guy? It's all chest hair and ankles and (spray?) tan and gleeful posing on the HMS Jude Law! I feel like when you&
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