Met Ball Fuger or Fabber Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker vs GOOP

You know the Met Ball was well-attended when we're more than halfway through the second day of our coverage, and I just said, "Oh, hell, we haven't even covered SJP and Gwynnie yet." So why not cover them together? They both went with austere necklines in a nude color with a lot of sparkles, but of course, within those similarities there is room for a lot of differences. Shall we get ready to rumble? BRING IT, LADIES.