KATY PERRY: Hee! Get it? I'm married now! So this ticket only admits one person!RUSSELL BRAND: And I am that one.KATY: Whee!RUSSELL: I am the touched soul granted entrance to the Pleasuredome. I have ripped my ticket and from it exploded my glee.KATY: Right!RUSSELL: I walked among mortals once, but now with passage into the vaunted kingdom of flesh, I am demi-god.KATY: Uh-huh. Sure. Are we done?RUSSELL: I have the card-key that lifts the bar to the parking garage.KATY: So, what, you think my dress is kind of dumb, is that what this is about?RUSSELL: My wand is brandished and willing, waiting only for me to claim my place at Lovewarts School of Magic.KATY: "Lovewarts"!?!?? Did you think about that one before you said it out loud?RUSSELL: My ticket comes with backstage access.KATY: Okay, okay, THAT'S ENOUGH, we're going inside and I am changing.