Oscars Fug Carpet: January Jones

Another interesting idea derailed by execution.

The top is a pretty color twisted into a hostage drama -- complete with the tiny window that the assailant peeks out of when trying to assess the threat level from law enforcement -- and the bottom was last deployed a pimp's living room wallpaper. It's a jumble I can't solve. She's like a very bored Christmas tree heiress from the 1920s.

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