RACHEL: Hi, Rachel.
RACHEL: And hello to you, too, Rachel.
RACHEL: You look...
RACHEL: And you...
RACHEL: What a choice.
RACHEL: You, too, have made a choice.
RACHEL: It's not what I...
RACHEL: And yours is so...
RACHEL: ... how to express it...
RACHEL: ... it defies words...
RACHEL: ... and I mean what matters is that you are great...
RACHEL: ... but really you as a human are so cool...
RACHEL: So... you know... good... for you.
RACHEL: ... and who's even looking at the dress anyway really.
RACHEL: Wait, which one of us is talking right now?
RACHEL: Eh. Either/or.
RACHEL: Works for me.
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