Seemingly an eternity ago, when The Shards premiered, we all had our eyes on what star Kaia Gerber was doing and I somehow COMPLETELY bypassed this derangement from Julianne Hough — which I learned after I published this post that Jessica DID NOT miss, and in fact she wrote about it, and it just wasn’t in Julianne’s archive so I didn’t see it when I checked. Whoops! Jessica has only been on vacation for two days and the wheels are already off the bus.
I can never look at this photo too many times, so might as well leave this up and “enjoy” it again. She looks like she's auditioning for the role of Khrissy Kardashian, long-lost cousin of Kim, who believes jazzercise is due for a comeback and hopes to bleed the family dry to fund her boutique studio. She might, in fact, be hoping Ryan Murphy sees this as an audition for All's Fair, because this is the type of stuff they all wear when they lawyer. Personally, I find that unrealistic; this is clearly more along the lines Back to School Night, or Front Row at the Garden, but sure, to each their own.