Fug the Head-Suits: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt

Let's check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming -- kind of like Intern George has -- one of those Hot Guys We'll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, "Whatever, Mom, He's Old, I Don't Get It," and then we'll have to fire up the old YouTubes that will, by then, be implanted in our heads.

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