No. 1: Please don't hate me. I'm so innocuous. I just want to go home. No. 2: I call this Huck Finn Chic. No. 3: Am I in this band? Which band is this? Does anyone want to trade? No. 4: I totally went blond before
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CCB: Hey, Lori. LL: Hey, Candace. You look adorable. CCB: And you... are also here. LL: What? CCB: You are as gorgeous as ever, but... listen, have you gone wading recently? Like, five minutes ago, even? LL: Only through MEMORIES. Why? CCB: Well, it's just that your pants.
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RDJ: Shall we tango? GOOP: I... what, now? RDJ: WE SHALL TANGO. GOOP: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, dude. Does it ALWAYS have to be shtick? RDJ: Whiskey Tan... oh, I see what you did there, Ms. Military Alphabet. I like it. You can have this round. Let's just let
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View the gallery GWYNETH: Good day, Robert. RDJ: Guten Tag, Lady Paltrow. Fine day for it. Fine, fine day. GWYNETH: For what? RDJ: For wearing my manty-hosen, Queen G. GWYNETH: Manty-hosen? RDJ: It's what I call my lederhosen. My German garb. We're in Munich,
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TINA: Hi, Paul. PAUL: Greetings, milady. TINA: [Something very naturally hilarious that really can't be approximated] PAUL: Ha! Yes. You are so naturally hilarious, it really can't be approximated. TINA: [Jokes charmingly about how weird it is that her upturned eyeball is visible between them] PAUL:
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View the gallery JUSTIN: CHERISHED LIFE PARTNER, YOU ARE A VISION. JESSICA: Isn't he adorable? JUSTIN: COME WITH ME TO YONDER FASHION DISPLAY. JESSICA: Right! That's what we're here for. A fashion show. JUSTIN: LET US TWINE OUR FOREARMS IN TRUEST LOVE. JESSICA: Yeah,
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TIM: We are so coordinated! FAITH: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TIM: That wasn't a joke, babe. Just an observation. We look like two formal salutes to the black and white cookie. FAITH: Jerry Seinfeld once said that he loved the black and white cookie because it was two races of flavor
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CHERYL COLE: I look great! NICOLA ROBERTS: I am wearing a shirt that says, " HOMIES: South Central." Because nothing is riper for winkingly ironic tee-shirt hilarity than complex socio-economic problems stemming from a variety of factors leading to serious issues with gang violence in a city
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View the gallery KATE: Hi, Lea. Have you heard the rumors that I hate you? LEA: Silliness! KATE: Absurdity! LEA: Nonsensical musings! KATE: Ludicrous lexicography! LEA: Wackadaisical textual fib fireworks! KATE: Okay, fine, GOD, you don't have to be all showy about it. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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LIEV SCHREIBER: You look fantastic mumble mumble mumble. NAOMI WATTS: What was the rest of that? LIEV: NOTHING! NAOMI: It sounded like "from Denise's cup." What does that mean? Is that some kind of Lisa Bonet reference? LIEV: Nothing! It means nothing. NAOMI: Or maybe it
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CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY: It's true. I'm still alive. KENZIE DALTON: I can't BELIEVE we're still "engaged." CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY: I also can't believe I am still engaged to the teen extra I started dating before my annulment from
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STELLA: Psst. Mom. MOM. MELANIE: Shhh. I'm concentrating very hard on this fine Ford automobile. ANTONIO: What is it, Stella? STELLA: Did I miss a memo? I mean... I'm looking at Daryl... were we SUPPOSED to dress up like some kind of alternative fuel source? MELANIE:
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BIEL: ... But seriously, what, do you drink the blood of innocents? Make potions out of puppy hair and Tami Taylor's sweat? BECKINSALE: Whatever do you mean? BIEL: Your HAIR. It always looks so full and bushy. BECKINSALE: Well, obviously I'm not telling you any of my
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SELENA: Hey, Zooey. ZOOEY: What's up, buttercup? You look pretty, in that kind of 'cheerleader going to her spring dance' kind of way. SELENA: Is that a bad thing? ZOOEY: Only if you accidentally break into some high kicks, Tricks. SELENA: Well, YOU look... fine, actually.
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NICKY HILTON: I can't BELIEVE I'm still getting invited to stuff! REAL stuff! We're going to the Valentino show! That's REAL. That's like an ACTUAL THING. KATHY HILTON: Shhhh. Don't draw anyone's attention to us. In
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