View the gallery SUNGLASSES: I cannot believe people are allowed to do this to poor, helpless dogs. LEOPARD: Kid, you don't know how lucky you have it. Sunglasses? Probably with SPF lenses? LUXURY. Why, back in my day, I got my fur dyed every other week and wore
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SHIRLEY: Hello, Ma. MERYL: No, dearest, it's not your mother, it's Meryl. SHIRLEY: I know that, you crackpot, I'm not senile. I was talking to Half-Pint's mother. MERYL: Do you need some medication, sweetheart? SHIRLEY: Can it, Easy Streep, I'
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JENNA DEWAN TATUM: So...what's wrong? LEA MICHELE: What are you talking about? Don't I look SO HAPPY? JENNA: Yeah. But your hair has gotten to the point where it's covering, like, forty percent of your face now. It's like you'
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View the gallery JOSH: HELLO LOS ANGELES! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! FERGIE: YEAH YEAH YEAH, TARZAN, SWING THROUGH MY JUNGLE! JOSH: Shh, stop it. Ahem. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? Are YOU ready to ROOOOOCK? FERGIE: I'm ready for you to rock MY ages, baby! JOSH: No!
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FERGIE: Hilary. You're smiling. Why are you smiling? HILARY: Because... should I not be? FERGIE: Do tree stumps smile? HILARY: No. FERGIE: WELL THEN: FERGIE: You were so close. And then look at those things. HILARY: Oh, I suppose I see what you mean. FERGIE: Yep. Just poking
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LINDA: You must adore me, Karl. KARL: Yes, I must. You handcuff the souls of the innocent to your bedpost and then swallow the key. LINDA: I meant more that clearly you adore me, because I am here. And I am expensive. KARL: Price tags are for sale items, pet.
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NAOMI WATTS: I can't believe we're still doing this one-armed thing. Seriously, you guys? STILL? Even Kim Kardashian gave it up! STELLA MCCARTNEY: I actually look surprisingly great here. This pattern is adorable! Yay! I win! I WIN! RASHIDA JONES: Oh God. Zooey PROMISED this
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JADA: Don't worry. I may look restrained, but skirt is still totally see-through, and thus I'm still ME. WILL: Don't worry. I'll age eventually. Maybe. JADEN: Don't worry, Willow and I wll find this funny someday. Until then, I&
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LADY EDITH: Do I look okay? LADY MARY: You look very much like you just posed for a John Singer Sargent portrait. LADY EDITH: ...and? LADY MARY: It's a compliment, you dolt. LADY EDITH: God, there's no need to be so Method. LADY MARY: Sorry. I&
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JON BON JOVI: HA haaaaaa. TIGER WOODS: Heh. Heh-heh. DAVID COOK: YEEAAAAAAAH. JBJ: Hilarious, man. TIGER: Yeah! Uh, what is? DAVID: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE BUT I AM SO GLAD I CAME! JBJ: Good joke, Tiger, man. CLASSIC. TIGER: ... Did I say anything?
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LILY COLLINS: I'm confused. JULIA ROBERTS: What, by all the cracked-out extras behind us that look like we're trying to trick people into thinking this movie is set in the Hunger Games capitol? Don't be. Just accept that it's part of
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I love to imagine that this photo, with its facial expressions that COULD be sincere, is actually ripped from a deleted Revenge scene in which these two are covering their hatred with smiles. VICTORIA GRAYSON (left): Hello, husband-stealing slut. LYDIA DAVIS: Hello, ice queen on whose ass you could
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CUBA: Ahhhh, it's good to be Cuba. I'm dapper, I was actually probably better in Pearl Harbor than most of those people, everybody kind of misses me, and now I'm here with Uma Thurman. ROSIE: Oh, I'm not Uma Thurman. CUBA: ... Are
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VANESSA: Hi, Josh. JOSH: Hey, Hudge. I think you... did you just go to the bathroom? VANESSA: No, why? JOSH: Oh, I just... I could've sworn your skirt was tucked into your underwear. VANESSA: No, it's just the cut of the dress. JOSH: Wait, you WANT
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RACHEL: So this is it. We're here. Posing. As a couple. DANIEL: Next it will be raining bullfrogs. RACHEL: How are we doing, do you think? DANIEL: Well, you are beautiful, obviously. And your figure is resplendent. RACHEL: Smooth talker. My dress isn't a bit much,
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