KIM KARDASHIAN: Gee, Vera Wang, thanks so much for coming out with me and my cameras and my hideous, hideous jumpsuit today. VERA WANG: Yep. KIM: A LOT of designers wouldn't deign to be on my show. Or to be snapped by the paps with me like this.
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NICKI: Hey, Kutch. ASHTON: Hello, my child. NICKI: Huh? ASHTON: That's what Jesus would say, right? I'm going full Christ these days. NICKI: Why? ASHTON: Because I am the Savior. Or at least that's what CBS is calling me. NICKI: Aren't you
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KIM: So is this enough? KRIS: White gown, check. KIM: Disgustingly ostentatious engagement ring, the likes of which belong only on the finger of one Miss Elizabeth Taylor, may she rest in peace with a crate of the finest champagne, check. KRIS: Symbolically celebratory flute of champagne, check. We'
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View the gallery I can't keep track anymore. First, The Bieb and Selena Gomez were on a boat. Then they were all huggy-huggy at the Oscars. Then she kissed him in public. Then someone reported they broke up because she caught him texting his ex (and not,
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ANGELINA: Bradley. BRAD: ... ANGELINA: BRADLEY. BRAD: I'm not Bradley. ANGELINA: Brad, then. BRAD: I'm not Brad, either. ANGELINA: Fine. Joe Isuzu, or whatever that whole thing was. BRAD: No, Angelina. I'm none of those people tonight. ANGELINA: Then pray tell, who are you? BRAD:
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COURTNEY: Psst. Dude. KARL: What is this 'dude'? I am not naked. COURTNEY: Whatever, dude. Listen, where's the beer? You gotta be packin', right? KARL: Slang is the suitcase of the damned, my dear. CHECK IT. COURTNEY: ... So you're saying you don'
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ASHLEY OLSEN: Hey. MARY-KATE OLSEN: Hey. ASHLEY: I'm depressed. MARY-KATE: Obviously. ASHLEY: Our sister is so perky. MARY-KATE: I know. She's so charming. ASHLEY: People love her. MARY-KATE: She's making us look good. ASHLEY: Because she's wearing our
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER: Hey, Ferris. MATTHEW BRODERICK: Hey, Grandma. SJP: What are you talking about? MATTHEW: You're so covered up. SJP: Um, have we MET? I am the person who filmed all her sex scenes in SatC in a bra. ALL OF THEM. Never shall Carrie Bradshaw'
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MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG: Well. THIS should never have happened. MILA KUNIS: What? I mean, which thing in particular? MICHELLE: The thing where we're two actresses, dark hair, roughly the same height, standing next to each other wearing black and the same hair. So awkward. MILA: That's all?
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BOOBS: Hey, Kaiser! Can I call you Kaiser? KARL LAGERFELD: No. not unless we've met before, and even so, nicknames are for lazy. REPENT. BOOBS: Right, cool, got it. But seriously, it's me. It's Blake. KARL: Blake Carrington? BOOBS: Blake Lively. The face of
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JERRY: Honey. JESSICA: Yes? JERRY: What. Is the DEAL. With YOUR SKIN?!? JESSICA: It only looks crazy against of my cute neon dress. JERRY: No! It's REAL! I saw your legs at a Yankee game! THEY WERE ON DEREK JETER'S HAND! JESSICA: You're overreacting.
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PAZ DE LA HUERTA: Benicio, I hear you're impregnating people. And by "people," I mean, "Kimberly Stewart, in a development even People magazine called 'random." When PEOPLE thinks you are random, you have been TRULY AND COMPLETELY RANDOM. BENICIO DEL TORO: Paz, I
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EMMA ROBERTS: Hey there, Marley! MARLEY SHELTON: What's up, Emily? EMMA: It's Emma, actually. MARLEY: Oh, right, sorry, I'm thinking of Emily Pantywaist. EMMA: You mean Hayden Panettiere. MARLEY: Emily Campbell? EMMA: Neve. MARLEY: Well, whatever, I can't be expected to keep
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RIHANNA: I look awesome. Even with this crazy fringe! It works! JENNIFER NETTLES: MMMmmmHHHHHHHMMM! RIHANNA: Excuse me? JENNIFER: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just strutting around in my quasi-jumpsuit. I learned from Steven Tyler that, when doing that, it's imperative that you make
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KEITH: Come on, pookie face, give the cameras some love. NICOLE: No. KEITH: Awwwww, who's being a crankypants? NICOLE: Shut up. KEITH: Are my little Crabby Drawers? Are you? NICOLE: Stop it! I just... I don't want to break my streak. KEITH: What streak? NICOLE: The
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