KATIE: So, yeah. ReelzChannel. TOM: Beats the HeelzChannel! KATIE: Right. So let's get this straight. Nicole got To Die For and Moulin Rouge, and I got Mad Money and then a bunch of humiliating song-and-dance appearances and then FINALLY I got to play Jackie O and
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STEVEN: Hey! Hey! Dude looks like a Randaaaay! RANDY: What up, dawg. STEVEN: This Idol gig is the jam, man. I'm loving it. We are a great team. RANDY: The best, man. STEVEN: Like Laurel and Hardy. RANDY: Crockett and Tubbs. STEVEN: The Golden Girls. RANDY: Hey, that&
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KIM KARDASHIAN: So...we're still doing this? AVRIL LAVIGNE: ROCKING OUT? HELL YEAH! KIM: No. THIS. AVRIL: BEING AWESOME? YOU KNOW IT. KIM: NO. THIS. AVRIL: Posing for things in order to promote them? Yes, Kim. How else do you expect to make any money? KIM: Well, technically,
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SEAL: ...and then I said, "Look, if you're a seven foot tall Amazonian Alien Model from outer space, you should OWN it." HEIDI:...and I was like, "You're right, Seal." SEAL: And here we are! HEIDI: Yeah. Great.
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View the gallery JUSTIN BIEBER: Come, my darling. Let's show the world that you're my baby, baby, baby, OOOOH. SELENA GOMEZ: Sure, kid -- I mean, Justin, my dearest love. THE BIEB: I can't wait to debut our passion to the world. I wore my
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ABBIE CORNISH: Smile for the cameras, Jena. JENA MALONE: Whatever, mom. ABBIE: I'm not your mom. JENA MALONE: I know, you're more like one of those family friends who I call aunt. ABBIE: No, I'm two years older than you are. JENA: You ARE?
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View the gallery GIRL WITH RESERVED SIGN OVER HER FACE: Holy $%&^ I'm sitting behind noted singer/wackjob Paloma Faith, Marina of Marina and the Diamonds, some dude, and AMBER f'ing ROSE. I DO NOT WANT TO BE SEEN LIKE THIS. PALOMA FAITH: Let's
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GOOP: Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Yes, Gwyneth? GOOP: Can we talk? CEE-LO: Yes. GOOP: I'm afraid people are going to... you know... CEE-LO: Forget you? GOOP: Yes. CEE-LO: That seems unlikely. GOOP: Why, Cee-Lo? CEE-LO: Because you are an Oscar-winner, a multiple
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[Photo: WENN.com] WILL: Yo!ANGIE: Yes!BRAD: Dude!WILL: Dude!ANGIE: Indeed!BRAD: Yo!WILL: What are you WEARING, Angie? Velvet pants and a brothel's modesty curtain?BRAD: Is THAT what we were yo'ing and dudeing?WILL: Well, YEAH.BRAD: Yo, dude, I wouldn'
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JAKE GYLLENHAAL: ANNIE! NATALIE PORTMAN: No, Jake. It's me. Natalie. Natalie Portman. JAKE: My bad! I just saw a dark-haired girl in white, and flashed back to the other night with Anne and that orange guy. NATALIE: Tonight, you're my orange guy. JAKE: Do I
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DOUG REINHARDT: Hey guys, I'm Doug Reinhardt, from The Hills and That Time I Dated Paris Hilton. CASSIE SCERBO: And I'm Paris Hilton. DOUG: Huh? CASSIE; What? DOUG: No, you're not. CASSIE: I'm not? DOUG: NO. You're my NEW girlfriend.
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VALENTINO: I AM THE TANNEST MAN IN THE WORLD. ANNE HATHAWAY: You are kind of -- VALENTINO: NAY. I AM THE TANNEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED. ANNE: That might be -- VALENTINO: LIKE A BURNISHED OAK FLOOR, I AM. ANNE: I do feel a bit -- VALENTINO: YOU LOOK LIKE SKIM MILK IN
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NICKY HILTON: Have you completely lost the ability to stand normally? PARIS HILTON: I totally don't know what you mean. NICKY: I think that's like a yoga move, basically. You're essentially doing a backbend. It's weird. PARIS: This is how I stand
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Don't you wish you could get a glimpse into the collective mind of the Dementors* who apparently attended the Harry Potter premiere in London, here spied behind favorite Fug Nation wackadoo Helena Bonham Carter? NOW YOU CAN, thanks to my great skills at Dementor Legilimency. (Today must be
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KEITH URBAN: Can you believe we're still married? NICOLE KIDMAN: Can you believe you're so TAN? KEITH: What? NICOLE: Look at your HANDS compared to your FACE! SO MUCH BRONZER, KEITH! KEITH: Nicole. I am trying to discuss our precious love. NICOLE; Oh, right. I'
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