KATY PERRY: Hee! Get it? I'm married now! So this ticket only admits one person!RUSSELL BRAND: And I am that one.KATY: Whee!RUSSELL: I am the touched soul granted entrance to the Pleasuredome. I have ripped my ticket and from it exploded my glee.KATY: Right!
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DEMI MOORE: TOLDJA the stocking cap wasn't going to help your hair situation! IT RARELY DOES. UP HIGH, KUTCHER! ASHTON KUTCHER: Leave me alone. DEMI: It's a good thing you're pretty cute to begin with. Or I might leave you for Justin Bieber. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
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HODA KOTB: I look FABULOUS. KATHIE LEE GIFFORD: You are so CUTE that you're all out there, TRYING to CATCH A MAN IN YOUR SHORT SKIRT! OH YOU ARE ADORABLE WITH YOUR OPTIMISM. I really ADMIRE YOU. HODA:...Kathie Lee, we've talked about this. I'
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ASHTON KUTCHER: We are SO HAPPY TOGETHER! No marital problems at all! OUR BODY LANGUAGE IS NOT AT ALL AWKWARD! DEMI MOORE: Ashton, let go of my wrist. We look all weird and Cruise-Holmesian. ASHTON: That's FINE WITH ME, PRECIOUS BRIDE! DEMI: Yeah. Like that's
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THOMAS JANE: No, it's just that my manager told me if I went barefoot at a red-carpet event one more time, she'd fire me. I've got bills to pay too, you know? But she didn't say ANYTHING about too-tight pants.
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MARK RUFFALO: JULIANNE MOORE! JULIANNE MOORE: Hi, Mark. Why are you so deliciously rumpled looking all the time? MARK: Why NOT? JULIANNE: I agree. MARK: But let's talk about you. JULIANNE: Well, I'm really excited to be here tonight, and -- MARK: No. I mean THAT OUTFIT.
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[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] LADY GAGA: Yoooo hoo! OVER HERE! ANDERSON COOPER: I think that was the first time you've ever smiled that naturally in public. GAGA: I smile, Anderson. Just sometimes people can't see it. Underneath my meat mask. You know. ANDERSON: Is that a metaphor?
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CARA BUONO; Suck on THIS, Don Draper! I look hot! REGRET MUCH?! CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: Sigh. Cara, you were never dating Don Draper. The show is a work of fiction. ELISABETH MOSS: Suck on THIS, Fred Armisen! I look hot! REGRET MUCH? CARA: Sigh. Elisabeth, you were never dating Fred Armisen.
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SAM ROCKWELL: Hilary. HILARY SWANK: Hi Sam! What's new? What's happening? What's the dilly-oh? Or is it "dealie-oh"? Or "DILLY, YO." Or "DEAL-Y, YO." Or -- SAM: Please stop. You are so awkward sometimes. HILARY: What
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[Photo: Splash News] KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Kim, don't you think this has all gone far enough? KIM KARDASHIAN: What has? KOURTNEY: I mean, we've been photographed all over town. People remember we're here. The Kardashian brand has been goosed. Can't we just take
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LIEV SCHREIBER: Hey, honey?NAOMI WATTS: Yes?LIEV: You do know we're not just in our living room, right?NAOMI: What, just because I don't have on a ton of MAKEUP, and my HAIR looks like I just passed out in a BEANBAG chair because our
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HILARY SWANK: Hey, everybody! SAM ROCKWELL: I'm the meat in a HOT LADY SANDWICH. JULIETTE LEWIS: Ew. Also, I'm almost unrecognizable when I'm not gallivanting around with curtains belching from my navel, right? HILARY: But you look great! SAM: I am HERE! LADIES! Pay
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[Photos: Splash News] SARA CANNING: Oh, wow. I didn't realize it was a costume press conference.KATERINA GRAHAM: What? It's not. I dress like this all the time. Don't you know that?SARA: Well, we don't have that many scenes together on
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[Photo: WENN.com] KHLOE KARDASHIAN: God, I hate it when they make me pose with you.KIM KARDASHIAN: Why? We're sisters? We, like, love each other, and stuff!KHLOE: Because I'm tall. And when they put me next to you, I look like I just landed
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[Photo: WENN.com] FRANCOIS-HENRY PINAULT: Well. Now we know, right? SALMA HAYEK: Now we know what? FRANCOIS-HENRY: Two things, I guess. SALMA: WHICH TWO THINGS, F-H? Why do we always have to play these esoteric, vague games? Is it because you're French? F-H: Oui.
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