National Treasure: BOOK OF FUGRETS

The setting: GFY HQ East, a hotel room far above the city, covered in shoes and empty cans of Diet Coke.

The topic:


JESSICA: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

HEATHER: Diane?

JESSICA: Yes.

HEATHER: I know.

JESSICA: What IS THIS?

HEATHER: I don't know.

JESSICA: It's like a ruffled....

HEATHER: ...yes.

JESSICA: ....milkmaid....?

HEATHER:...sure.

JESSICA: ...THING?

HEATHER: Indeed.

JESSICA: WHY?

HEATHER: I wish I knew.