The woman behind Alexa Chung is, I suspect, having the exact same thought that I am. And that is, "Am I seeing men's running shorts from 1982 under that skirt?" A sequined shower curtain is such an extreme way to declare oneself a fan of marathoning.
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I guess I should be glad she's not wearing a full-on crewneck, right? In fact, this dress may be one of the most flattering to her neck and bustline that we've seen all year -- don't ask me how someone so tiny has such
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View the gallery We already covered Kristen Stewart, but there were a host of other up-and-comers among the younger set who got to call themselves Met Ballers. Among them: Fug Nation favorite Hailee Steinfeld, repeat offender Mia Wasikowska in something predictably dark and large, and the above-pictured
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This is the part where I say something really nice about Parks & Recreation, and how hilarious and must-see it's been this season, to cushion the blow of what's to come. This is a catastrophe, girl. Or, as Rob Lowe's character would say,
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I was JUST about to Well Play this, until I noticed something: There are like, VERY THREE DIMENSIONAL FEATHERS on the front of this dress that make it appear as though she's been dive-bombed by a flock of suicidal doves and I don't know if
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Enthusiasm definitely HELPS, Barbara... But at the end of the day, you look still look like the most amiable couch in Ronaldinho's summer home in Rio.
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View the gallery Holy God, STILL SO MANY MORE PEOPLE. A lot of these ladies ran together for me, what with the shiny gold and the nude and the shiny nude. Until ten minutes ago I forgot Claire Danes even attended. They all worked their like-minded color scheme with
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Oh, man. Thank god she's got that amazing face, because her dress is making me sneeze and I need something else to focus on. And I don't want to ruin your afternoon, but that so-called "dress" also might be more accurately called "
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View the gallery You know the Met Ball was well-attended when we're more than halfway through the second day of our coverage, and I just said, "Oh, hell, we haven't even covered SJP and Gwynnie yet." So why not cover them together? They
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Well, Dakota Fanning back there thinks this dress is HILARIOUS. But me? I think it's kind of great. I can't shake the feeling that I've SEEN IT already - and I'm worried that where I've seen that pattern was on a
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View the gallery Ordinarily, the Sleeve parade is not one that I join. Nor, in general, is the Eva Mendes parade. And I think the belt is a bit of a mismatch -- too casual for this dress, too random in the styling compared with the rest of the look. But
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I know this is SUPREMELY simple, but I think it was one of my favorites of the night: As I said on NY Mag, after seeing so many people trot past wearing, like, bananas tied to their armpits with ruffles coming out of the face, it was so RELAXING to
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View the gallery Looks like Royal Wedding Fever isn't entirely past us: Both Demi Moore and Serena Williams opted for madcap lids to go with their feathery gowns -- I actually think they both look smashing -- to the point where I started wishing for some kind of Celebrity Hat-
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Here's one thing I DO like about this: it is not the usual Taylor Swift Metallic Mini Explosion of Twee: I totally support her trying something new and different, even if this looks a teensy weensy bit like the moths got at it while it was sitting in
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Let's do a quick recap of Madonna at her last few major parties: the Oscars this year, and the 2009 Met Ball. Suffice to say that if ANYONE truly could not be trusted on this night to restrain herself from total transparency, it was Madge. So I didn&
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