Honestly, although I don't understand what's happening between her breasts -- surely, if that's a fancy clasp simply to hold her boob curtains closed, it might have been easier to dispense with the concept of boob-curtains all together, in favor of something we call
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Diane Kruger, you are pretty: And yes, that top is inching closer toward Ice Dancer Territory than perhaps any of us desire, but still: pretty. Okay, okay, all the rest of you, HOLD YOUR HORSES. He's HERE. Nice of you to shave, Pacey. OH WAIT. You didn'
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I'm going to create a macro so that I can stop typing the words, " Christina Hendricks, SIGH." I mean, the color detail on this dress is amazing, but more as an expensive and custom wall treatment for the room in your home where the men withdraw
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Oh, CHRISTINA. The B.P. oil spill wasn't that long ago. IT'S TOO SOON.
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"Oh, don't PATRONIZE me. I know what this is. I'm pregnant, and everyone wants me to get married, so the only thing anyone wants me to have is some dumb satin sack with some dumb glittery bodice like I am some dumb shotgun bride. Well,
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Ooh, K Stew, so saucy! What a shame RPattz couldn't be there -- he's off promoting Water for Elephants -- because goodness knows, NO ONE loves a giant, teeming crockpot of celebrities, press and various hangers-on like the Pattz, right? Right? Hello? Oh, I guess you'
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"HEY YO, MET BALLERS, WHAT IS UP, I AM IN YOUR TOWN SO DON'T FROWN IN YOUR GOWNS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE FANCY CLOWNS, BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE GENIUS. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T, GIVE IT TEN MINUTES, BECAUSE I WILL
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Once again, I am stuck by how SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZ Ginnifer Goodwin always looks in photos, despite the fact that, on chat shows and the like, she seems totally bubbly and charming and fun. I don't know who told her to not to smile AND not to smize,
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For as cracked-out as Stella McCartney herself looked, she did a nice job dressing our once-and-possibly-future Fug Nemesis Maggie Gyllenhaal here: The color is pretty, the neckline is nice, and Maggie pulled out some soft hair minus her usual treadmill wisps. At the moment, I'
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Looking at this photo, I had a weird moment where I suddenly turned into Dorota, Blair's devoted ladies' maid on Gossip Girl. I sort of sighed, and looked concerned, and set my chin on my hand and said, "Oh, Mees Blair." Because...well, "oh,
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If you've ever wondered, as I do, whether it's as hard to walk in those skintight fishtail-hem gowns as it appears, let this be your answer: Getting Beyonce up these stairs was a two-person deal. She needed a plus-one AND a leg-wrangler.
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This dress is, I think, actually totally cute, even if the bottom of it looks a little bit like what would happen if you mixed Astro-turf with Brillo-pads, and therefore I know that if I were there I would be unable to to resist wandering up to Jessica
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View the gallery The other day -- or week, I can't tell anymore -- Rihanna wore this gown with a neverending train. It, like Celine Dion's heart, goes on and on. I can't imagine being able to move around in that thing without slinging it over
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I sincerely hated this. Regular readers know that I am rarely quite that blunt. Or, at the very least, quite that blunt right off the bat. But this looks like a tongue attached to an occasional table, and while I'm sure other Gala-goers where thrilled to have
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BOOBS: Hey, Kaiser! Can I call you Kaiser? KARL LAGERFELD: No. not unless we've met before, and even so, nicknames are for lazy. REPENT. BOOBS: Right, cool, got it. But seriously, it's me. It's Blake. KARL: Blake Carrington? BOOBS: Blake Lively. The face of
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