Lorde in Valentino This skirt ALMOST looks like those fibre-optic Christmas trees. You know the ones I mean. They light up in different colors when you brush up against them? I swear that is a compliment, especially for this event. Per that VF article, "Welch explains that Lorde’
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I have to tell you, when I downloaded the photo I didn't think I was going to like this. It's VERY "I've Got You, Babe." Especially when you zoom into the eyelashes. I can just SEE Sonny Bono swaying beside her. But
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View GalleryIdris Elba Idris was the co-host of this event, with Taylor, and was sat next to Anna, at Anna's request. BECAUSE ANNA IS A HUMAN PERSON. It is no surprise, but he looks perfect here. If I had a locker, I would paste this picture inside it.
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View the gallery Man, I love the Met. At this point with the Oscars et al, I am SO OVER people and it becomes a bit like homework. But the Met just keeps on giving. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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I could have saved these for Royals Round-Up on Friday, but....I didn't want to. I wanted to talk about them now! So, we had two royals (or royals-adjacent; I know there are those of you who think Charlotte doesn't count) at the Met
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Hailee Steinfeld has a WONDERFUL track record at the Met Gala. She looked wonderful in Michael Kors last year. She looked fab in Prabal in 2014. She looked awesome in DKNY in 2013. This year... ...well, listen. You can't win them all. And this isn't terrible,
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This dress was a very intriguing gimmick. It's embedded with IBM technology that lets it react to social media emotions -- "joy, passion, excitement, encouragement, and curiosity." The idea being that it would scan Karolina's social media accounts and change color based on the reactions
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View the gallery She is selling this. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryZendaya in Michael Kors I keep inadvertently downloading people who appear to be considering sneezing. Apologies, Zendaya -- I was just looking at your fabulous slinky frock. Zendaya AND Michael Kors Honestly, this hair is inching very close to being a bowl-cut, and yet it looks fab on her. Zendaya
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Can we get Riccardo Tisci on charges of desecrating the flag? Not that I'm so protective of the flag; I just want to get this dress arrested on any grounds I can, due to Random Acts of Heinousness. And I am pretty sure Betsy Ross just raided the
Read moreMary-Kate and Ashley Olsen I actually sincerely love M-K's vintage-y looking coat -- it's very Lady Grantham Reads A Book In the Drawing Room, and I am dying to see it with jeans -- but someone on Twitter pointed out that they both look like
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View the gallery I was so confused yesterday to see Karlie Kloss in two different things. "Karlie Kloss CHANGED AT THE MET," I said to Jessica. And then I blinked and was like, "OR IT'S CALLED A COAT." Sigh. I blame it on the
View GalleryKarlie Kloss I will tell you straight-up that her makeup isn't my favorite. I'm not sure what it is, exactly, but it isn't that eye-enhancing on her. HOWEVER, that coat is actually really beautiful, and I think this could have stood on
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View the gallery Talk about not phoning it in. [Photos: Getty]
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