Dear Naomi Watts, You appear to be using the double the allotted amount of ruching approved for this night's event. Please either change your dress entirely, tailor it immediately so that your mid-section ruching expanse is halved, or, failing those two options, grow three feet. We appreciate
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I don't even know if this is, empirically, ALL that awful. It might even be perfectly fine. But once you get to the heavy tights and the blue shoes and Victoria's Secret soft restraints tied around her ankles, it stops being an outfit and starts being
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Well, after announcing she'd be "Maria Sugarpova" and then cancelling it, Sharapova then pulled out of the U.S. Open altogether with a shoulder injury. It was, to say the least, an intriguing forty-eight hours in her life. Meanwhile, fellow tennis queen Serena Williams is
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Obviously, I love Solange. My love for her is well-documented. I think she pulls off ensembles that other people would look ridiculous wearing. However: Her skills, apparently, do not extend to those Hefty-bag sweat-inducing pants that high school wrestlers wear to make weight before a match. It&
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I'm not sure how else to say this except: At the Australian Star Trek premiere, this... is a thing that actually happened. It's like she's wearing the break in the changing-room curtain -- you know, when it doesn't pull cleanly to the
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Like every episode of Revenge, this starts out just fine -- a clean slate -- and then descends into madness anew. It's like someone sent a white skirt through the wash with a TV test pattern. And I keep being afraid it's secretly pants, which, if it is,
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There isn't too much going on here to speak of, at first... But... is she wearing boots over VELVET leggings? Or... tights? Or pants? I can't... I guess one must wear out one's Snug Velvet Whatevers before Easter. Peggy Post was always so clear
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Well, at least her face looks good: Because unfortunately I suspect she is wearing a bedsheet. [Photo: Getty]
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All hail the return of the Scrolldown Fug: Doesn't this look so promising? But, to quote Farm Boy: Get used to disappointment. I don't understand why SO MUCH had to start happening at the bottom of this thing. Sheerness! Paneling! Beading! Toaster waffles! Wait, one of
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sweatslacks. The Letterman Dumpster could not be reached for comment, as it was too busy rifling through the fourteen better pairs of pants in its depths to see if one of them would go with this outfit. [Photo: Splash]
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Before we begin, I have to say that Jessica and I watched One For The Money recently -- we were in the mood to see a hilariously bad movie -- and oh, boy, was it a mess. Not even fun-bad; just flat-out BAD, and confusing, and therefore depressing. We literally
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View the gallery I just checked out Solange's new single, and... well, I'm a bigger fan of her head than I am of her music, I think. I don't know. It all felt auto-tuned and spit-shined to where it could have been
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It's drastic, sure, but I actually think she's making it work. When the rest of her doesn't look like she rolled out of a discount brothel, she carries this nicely. Although I do still enjoy imagining her and Liam Hemsworth re-enacting a bunch
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I get what she's going for here: The problem is that I think I hate it. I don't mind these parts on their own -- the dress is very cute, and the boots are cool (I am neutral on the bag) -- but there's "toughening
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Oh, wacky Melissa Leo. Sometimes it's the little things. I mean, the blazer and the scarf and maybe even the dress wouldn't register much on their own. But throw them all together and then add lace leggings (?) and brown brogue-ish booties, and suddenly she'
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