View the gallery She certainly couldn't have sunk any lower than showing up as a gloved Givenchy sofa. This year, Kim switched to Lanvin, and fared a million percent better. My theory? Anna Wintour told them she'd be damned if she put them on Vogue only
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From the front, this is bascially kookie-kutter Kim: It's a cleav shop, it's sort of filmy, it's it's cinched, it looks like it thinks its French. Very basic, and it seems to fit. And then she turns around and slaps that
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View the gallery The second verse is not QUITE the same as the first, sadly. Or fortunately? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
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The beaded Balmain from yesterday had very similar problems to this dress: That being, we all know that Kim Kardashian is INSANELY FIT right now. We've just seen her frolicking in a bikini and rump-roasting for a photoshoot in Thailand, and Us Weekly and its ilk are
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"OMG." "TELL ME, KIMOTHY: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEE? YOU DIDN'T LET ME SEE THAT THICK MONSTROSITY 'TIL THEY'D BILLED IT TO ME FOR AN ENRAGING FEE. OR WAS IT FREE? IT HAD BETTER BE. BUT AT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I&
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View the gallery Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things. Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And
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View the gallery What is your game here, Kim? You've already essentially worn this outfit on Leno, and it looked bad then, too. So you decide to whip it out for a casual little dinner with Anna Wintour, to thank her -- I guess -- for sparking up a crapstorm
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She will never learn, basically. When you are Kim Kardashian, YOU are the only laurel on which you can rest. Your talent is being you. Your only brand is you. Your game is you. And it boggles my mind that she's so financially successful at all these things
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I read a headline about this look over the weekend at some point -- "Khloe Kardashian Stuns In Thigh-High Boots," or some such -- and I am sure I just scrolled past it and thought, "Eh, you've seen one pair of thigh-high boots, you'
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View the gallery Oh, Sienna. To NAB is divine, but you may have binged on it a wee. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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How can it be that Kim Kardshian may have the best lipstick game in town? That is a gorgeous shade, perfect with her hair, and meticulously amazing with that Celia Kritharioti dress -- which itself is lovely on her. She tried going glam last year and it ended up too costumey,
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Well, it should be no surprise that Kimmy here showed up in something that's supposed to look regal and sophisticated, but instead looks like she's been watching too much Dynasty and doesn't understand what she should actually take away from it. It looks terrible
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View the gallery You need to see Kim Kardashian's Khristmas Gift From Kanye: It's a Birkin, it was custom-painted by George Condo (who did one of Kanye's album covers), and apparently it's possessed by the devil. With plenty of views from
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View the gallery Don't get sucked into this orbit, Kiernan. Don't do it. Stay strong. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery No matter how you feel about Kim Kardashian, this is a huge improvement by any measure, unless your particular yardstick is wanting an even cleavage-to-face ratio. That said, I do have some notes. Of course. [Photos: Getty]
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