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"PSST, KIM, IT'S OKAY, I LOVE YOU MORE EACH AND EVERY DAY, SO DON'T TRY TO KEEP THE HATERS AT BAY -- YOU WEAR THAT NAPKIN YOUR WAY, BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL NOT DECAY, SO BE MY MOCKINGJAY AND HEAR ME WHEN I SAY THAT RING
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AMAs Peekaboo Fug Carpet
View the gallery This outfit is very nearly cracked out in a LITERAL way. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCasual Fuggerday: Coats
View the gallery It's winter. Bundle up, y'all. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet, WENN]
View GalleryInsert New Kim Kardashian Fug Pun Here
"EVERYONE, COME BE CONGREGATING BECAUSE WE NEED TO DO SOME CONVERSATING. MY LADY'S NERVES WERE DEBILITATING, BUT NOW SHE'S OUT PARTICIPATING, EXCEPT HER SHIRTS ARE DISSIPATING AND IT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ANTICIPATING. I DON'T MEAN TO BE FACILITATING UNDERBOOB-MUSTACHE-
Read moreFugging Up With the Fugdashians
One of my favorite things is when the people who write the captions for our photo service get snarky. (Surprisingly, this line item was omitted from "My Favorite Things" in The Sound of Music, despite the fact that Fraulein Maria surely spent hours examining Rihanna's wardrobe
Read moreFugs and Fabs: The Rest of the L.A. "Catching Fire" Premiere
View the gallery Behold: a sighting of the elusive third Hemsworth. HE IS REAL. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryKim Fugdashian Fugst
View the gallery Kim was on The Tonight Show discussing Kanye's proposal, dressed as your grandmother's end table, during which we learned that Kanye is planning the wedding -- which is HILARRIBLE to me because you KNOW that guy is the uber-Bridezilla. She also notes that
View GalleryFug Fugdashian
KANYE: HOLD THE PHONE. KIM: I can't fit anything else in my purse, Kanye. KANYE: IT IS AN EXPRESSION, KIMBERLY. I WAS WORDSMITHING. IT MEANS 'WTF OMG.' KIM: Oh, okay. Well, right back at you. KANYE: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT OUTSIDE? AND I DON'
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I think Kim Kardashian looks healthy and great post-pregnancy, and I'm glad she took her time and didn't bust out a bikini shoot for Us six weeks later the way some of these knuckleheads do. But that skirt is a nightmare. It's as
Read moreCasual Fuggerday: Planet Kardashia
View the gallery Let's start with Kourtney, just so Kim knows she is not the most ridiculous one of her breed. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF]
View GalleryFugs and Fines: Premiere of "C Mademoiselle"
View the gallery I think the Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci Torrid Affair rumor -- the one that implies a jealous Tisci deliberately made Kim look like a stuffy sofa at the Met Ball -- is my favorite celebrity gossip piece in a while, because of all the ripple effects on Kardashitraz. (Conversely,
View GalleryKimye-ly Played, Kimye
View the gallery Kim: Psst. Kanye. KANYE: YES, WHAT IS IT? Kim: Thanks for crawling on your hands and knees through a roughly dug trench just to get me a breast pump that works in French outlets. KANYE: IT WAS NOTHING, Kim: It means a lot to ME. KANYE: NO
View GalleryKimly Played, Kourtney Kardashian
View the gallery Otherwise known as The Kurious Kase of Kourtney Kardashian, because what really strikes me about this is that I feel like they contoured Kourtney to look as much like Kim as possible, just in case Kim decides not to leave the house until she can fit into
View GalleryCasual Fuggerday: Kylie Jenner
This is Kylie Jenner (center) arriving at her birthday party: In a camouflage onesie. As you do. With friends that match. I don't know what amuses me more: A Kardashian wearing a fabric whose initial intent was to HIDE a person from prying eyes, or the use of
Read moreFugle Kardashian
The thing I always liked about Khloe Kardashian was that, for all her adjacency to Planet Kardashia, she managed to forge a personality and engender empathy a lot more than the other two ever did. But with the beachy hair and the legs slathered with furniture polish and that corset,
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