Christina Ricci eked out a win in this year's Best Dressed at the Met Gala battle, beating Sarah Jessica Parker by a mere 100 points; Clap clap clap to her for having the foresight to pull out the Vivienne Westwood, and better luck next year to SJP. Better
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Dearest Kimberly. I know being super pregnant tends to become all about comfort... ... but I REALLY, REALLY think, especially given your recent hurt feelings about things, that you should save the onesies for your offspring. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Apparently Kim had a tough time finding a dress to wear because of how she's pregnant, which... y'all, her uterine occupancy level is not a secret at this point. If the people creating gowns for her aren't making proper allowances for
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View the gallery So, they had a red carpet -- complete with fans! -- at the E! upfronts, and yet Giuliana and Seacrest were walking the carpet rather than working it. I can't deal with that level of self-reflexiveness. [Photo: Getty and WENN]
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View the gallery Well, SOMEONE put SOMEONE'S foot down about what SOMEONE was going to start wearing. (The SOMEONE in question, I suspect, is Kim.)
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The first thing I thought about this photo was, "Man, I wish Kim Kardashian would cut the rest of her hair to match what the front is doing." And then I slow-clapped a little at those massive sleeves. It's like she's saying, "
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View the gallery I hate that tabloids are making fun of Kim's pregnant body. It's bad form even if she isn't pregnant, but doubly so because she is. That is douchey in the extreme -- not least because, while people have no control over how
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Look, I know that Kanye doesn't want Kim to be wearing maternity clothes, for some nutty reason. But I also know that Kanye, as an artist, is accustomed to hearing notes on his work. And I have some. So I think we should all take a seat and
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Our photo service refers to Kylie Jenner here as "personality Kylie Jenner" and as her mother surely knows, there is no worse kiss of death for an aspiring ANYTHING than to be classified as a PERSONALITY rather than a Whatever She's Aspiring Toward. Is Kylie the
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This is kind of mean, but I need to note that I find it hilarious that Rob Kardashian's big career move here is... becoming a sock mogul. No offense to socks, because I wear them and revel when they are comfortable, but "sock mogul" just doesn&
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View the gallery None of them blew me away. But none of them looked terrifyingly bad, either, which might be a first...? [Photos: Getty]
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Sweet lord. She's dressed like an unholy hybrid of Liza Minnelli, Wynonna Judd, Dorothy Zbornak, and an interplanetary overlord. If she's being this melodramatic about her bump when there barely IS one, then by the time she pops she's going to be in full
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"THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL OF THE WORLD." "I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THAT COAT. SHE DID NOT CHECK WITH ME FIRST, WHICH IS THE WORST, 'CAUSE NOW I'LL GET CURSED BECAUSE SHE DOVE INTO A SKUNK HEADFIRST. ALTHOUGH PEPYE LE PEW HAS
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"YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD." "LIL' WEST DID HIS BEST ON THIS UTERINE TEST, AND MADE A MEGA-BABY IN MY LADY'S LOVE NEST. SO WATCH OUT, BEY AND JAY, 'CAUSE BLUE'S ABOUT TO GET PLAYED: TINY KANYE'S JOINING
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I've heard rumblings that of the Kardashians, Khloe is the one you want to hang out with, and I believe that. Certainly she's the one I'd pick, because she'd have all the best gossip about her family, famous people, AND the NBA.
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