View the gallery "LISTEN UP, IT'S TWELVE TWELVE, OF THE YEAR TWENTY TWELVE, AND WE'RE PERFORMING TO SAVE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE TWELVE. JUST KIDDING IT WAS SANDY, BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH TWELVE. SO I'M PULLING MY THESAURUS OFF THE SHELVES AND INTO IT
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Ugh. I mean... she DOES know winning Fug Madness isn't a COMPLIMENT, right? Why is she being so relentless? It will be impossible to resist seeding this person next March. I am not that strong in the face of her rampant fuggery. Nonsense like this must be shared
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I guess there's a 93rd installment of Sister's Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #1 and Sister's Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #2 Do Something In A Fancy City. And Kim and Kourtney are shooting it. Isn't the idea to get
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I mean, this seems about right. FINALLY, Kim has gotten literal about it and worn quasi-coattails big enough to give a ride to her entire family. Also, I think everything in this photograph is flame retardant. But it's this picture that's my favorite: Never let
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"WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?" "IT'S LUNCH, Y'ALL. IT'S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH -- IT'S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, 'HOT DAMN, THAT
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View the gallery Here are two things I've learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown's costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I'd best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear
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View the gallery Heidi Klum's big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we've had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they've produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs,
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"BE STRAIGHT WITH ME: YOU ARE NOT FEELING THIS EITHER." "WHY IS HER LEG SO SHINY? IT'S WEARING MORE OIL THAN A CORNER CHEVRON. THAT SLEEVE IS SOME SUPERNATURALLY HUGE BLOUSON, LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'LL GET HER POPEYE ON. AND I DON'
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View the gallery "SHH EVERYBODY BE QUIET. WE'RE AT A MARCHESA SHOW. WHY-AT? I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, BUT I WON'T LIE-AT: IF WE FIND A WEDDING DRESS HERE Y'ALL WILL RIOT, AND HOT DAMN WHY DON'T
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First off, you guys know that I have a fondness for Khloe that can not be denied. She is the only Kardashian with whom I would want to be stuck in an elevator (except Kanye, for obvious -- ahem, sorry, OBVIOUS REASONS AKA IT WOULD BE A GOOD STORY). It makes
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"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT HAWAII. "MY GIRL AND I ARE GETTING FRO-YO, AND WE'RE GETTING IT TO GO, YO, 'CAUSE WE'RE IN HAWAII AND IT'S A HUNDRED DEGREES ABOVE TWENTY BELOW, JOE. WHICH ACTUALLY MEANS I AM CONFUSED ABOUT
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View the gallery Based on the weather here, it should have been called the InStyle Surface of the Sun Soiree. Still, people managed to look fresh and unsticky, which is always an achievement. But were the efforts of their anti-perspirant sprays in service of good or evil? Observe. [Photos:
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View the gallery "WHAT IS UP, DUDE. CAN I GET A BRO HUG? 'CAUSE I GOT THE LOVE BUG. MY LADY'S KIM'S MILKSHAKE IS BEING SERVED BY THE JUG AND I TELL YOU WHAT IT'S GONNA GET CHUGGED 'CAUSE I CAN
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SOLANGE: SAVE ME. BEYONCE: Is this seriously really happening? Seriously? I already need another drink to deal with these two. JAY-Z: I don't know what Beyonce is complaining about. I am having THE BEST TIME! KANYE: TONIGHT IS DOPE AND I'D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE
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View the gallery "WHAT UP WORLD, THIS IS MY LADY. YEAH, SHE'S STILL MARRIED, BUT IT'S NOT SHADY 'CAUSE THIS CAT IS NOT 'FRAIDY OF THAT TALL NEANDERTHAL WHO WANTS HIS PAYDAY, AND FINE, THOSE WORDS DON'T REALLY RHYME BUT WHEN
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