Ilona Maher in TJ Maxx I don't know what "designer gown" this actually is; just that it was "sourced" at TJ Maxx and is part of their new partnership. I love Ilona and want only the best for her and she does look great

Zendaya in 2013 Zuhair Murad This is like a gilded cousin to Charlize's Dior from the premiere. It's snazzy on her. In Jitrois Interestingly, this look originally also had a short skirt with a slit on the other side; I wonder if they customized it to

Rita Ora This is a showgirl renewing her vows in Vegas before a performance. Brandy Well, I like the cape? I do not love the Daenarys Targaryen cranial aesthetic. Awkwafina Apparently she plays the Cheshire Cat, in... some form? I don't know if it's CAT form

Zendaya in Matières Fécales It seems as though it was very warm in New York on this day, and I wonder if that accounts for the fact that she looks like she is actively wilting -- a real rarity with her. (To be clearer. The head-styling may have missed the

Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior This came down the Resort 2027 runway and I gave it to Elle Fanning, and I should have known better. The tape job they did on the neckline does not look good, and her white strappy shoes are as bland as can be; at least

I don't care for this and will relegate it to the Elton John Oscar party. This is really stunning, even with the gloves that I'm mostly tired of. Mikey Madison is on some Oscar longlists; this would be pretty sophisticated on her. Or P.Cruz, if

Zendaya in 2008 Alberta Ferretti This whole look is good, and would be even if she weren't playing a goddess. She looks very breezy. It's also VERY interesting to me that they're not using even archival Vuitton; they're really minimal with that