Cate Blanchett in Monse Next summer: Ocean's One, the story of a heist movie in which the only things being stolen are pieces of old outfits nobody wants. It's more of a melancholic art piece, really. And, real talk, it's going to bomb. Lupita
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Sounds like a rollicking joke, eh? Not a joke: Kim won an award.
View GalleryKourtney in Siriano Okay, maybe there is one technicality: Her lack of feet. The surge in pants has not led to very many people figuring out how to hem them so that women don't look like they're tottering around on peg legs or stilts. But I
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Does anyone else stand a chance?
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Zing.
View GalleryRosie Huntington-Whiteley in Altuzarra Let's kick things off with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Altuzarra pants that look ripped off from something Givenchy did back when Kim Kardashian pledged her allegiance there. The shirt tailoring is surprisingly precise, given that it also looks like she came to Earth
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There's a slideshow and scrolling, but I promise the latter leads to a DELIGHTFUL ending.
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Alek Wek wins for audacity, Joan Smalls for sleekness, and Meg Ryan for surprising me by appearing.
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Including Kerry Washington looking her best of the year, or close to it.
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Let's fix that for them.
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At least it doesn't LOOK like a typical Monse? So that's something.
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Her talents might not be put to best use here.
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It's experimental in all the right ways.
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View the gallery You guys, this thing was chockablock with proper celebs! [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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This makes me laugh. Mary-Kate and Ashley totally made Elizabeth put on an Olsen Twins costume: They actually look cool, I think -- though they're all in Olsen Coven Black, this all seems to be hewing closer to Chic and Groovy rather than Grey Gardens Voluminous, and that&
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