The Continuing Adventures of Zoe and Flo
(Which I am mentally pronouncing as if they rhyme, even though they don't.)
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(Which I am mentally pronouncing as if they rhyme, even though they don't.)
View GalleryFlorence Pugh I love this teal color, but don't care for how messy the front looks. Florence Pugh She's worn a few things that seem like pieces of overwrought nighties. Florence Pugh And here, she is a Victorian genie. Florence Pugh I look at that skirt,
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They're gonna need a bigger boat.
View GalleryJennifer Lopez This just feels like performance art. The wistful J.Lo expression while she's decked out in lush clothes, while a woman's legs dangle out of a shark... my only note is, I wish it had been a dude being eaten. Legs coming out of
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With other very famous company.
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This is dramatic.
View GalleryJennifer Lawrence Look, she's looked WORSE in Dior. In fact, she looks pretty cute here. Setting aside the fact that this is a nightgown, and you know she also knows that. Rihanna Rihanna looks great. Rihanna GENERALLY looks great, due to her Rihannaness, but Dior also managed to
Read moreFlorence Pugh in Vivienne Westwood I am pleased she's graduated past gigantic floating tutus by Valentino -- although I'm sure we'll see one again -- and into more eclectic stuff. Even with the tough yellow, and a corset keeping her boobs apart like they're
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As befits her!
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Olivia Colman is promoting the amazing-looking Wicker, about a medieval fisherwoman who is romantically ostracized due to the smell of her profession, so she makes a man out of wicker -- and he's then brought to life. This is fantastic. In the meme about whether women would choose
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Not all, but too many.
View GalleryZoe Kravitz This could be worse. And rest assured, it will be. Imminently. THREAT LEVEL HIGH. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent We are at DEFCON 2. Oh, yes, only DEFCON 2. Zoe Saldana WE ARE AT DEFCON 1. Can we invent a DEFCON 0? If we could, this would
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And play Fantasy Stylist.
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It's gonna be divisive, though!
View GalleryMatèriales Fécales Spring/Summer 2027 Anne Hathaway's stylist is like, "do you want to schedule a last minute press obligation?!" Matèriales Fécales Spring/Summer 2027 Matèriales Fécales Spring/Summer 2027 I'd LOVE to see Lady Gaga appear in this. Matèriales Fécales Spring/Summer 2027
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