Drew Imagine that you know Drew Barrymore. Imagine that you asked her, over tacos one day after you went shopping for ankle bracelets, what she wanted to wear to the Globes. Imagine she replied, “I want to look like a beautiful, messy wild bird, learning to soar with an injured
Read moreIn Christian Siriano She just looks splendid. It might be one of my favorites of the night. She glows. I also really dig the earrings, although I cannot for the life of me tell what they are. Is it... a bird's wing? No. Right? I have no idea.
Read moreEvan Rachel Wood in custom Altuzarra She just looks perfect in this. Absolutely elegant and utterly interesting. Amazing. Evan Rachel Wood in Jonathan Simkhai Blah blah blah jumpsuits. This is my least favorite of her three looks from this weekend, but she still looks pretty darn good in it. Evan
Read moreBusy Philipps in Stella McCartney, Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton at the Golden Globes Busy -- in Stella, of all things! -- looks super. Michelle is wearing the sartorial equivalent of a sad trombone. Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton at the Golden Globes I haven't had this visceral a negative
Read moreIn Valentino If the assignment here was to design a fashion embodiment of La La Land, then this should get an A-plus; if I like this more than most of y'all, then it fits the narrative even better. It fits so perfectly, and as much as it&
Read moreIn Alexander McQueen I tend to find McQueens more overwrought than not -- at least lately -- and this one is... well. It's like a very ornate tidal wave. We've got the curl, the jellyfish on her arms, the salt foam frothing near her feet, and assorted debris
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View the gallery AND NOW, the moment of truth. I've gone through the outfits we liked, and the ones you perhaps did more than I, and come up with these contenders that I think were most likely to get your support. It doesn't mean these are
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View the gallery At last, it's time for the traditional Whoops, We Almost Forgot You! post. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty[
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Oh, man. Bellamy. MELLIE. This may be the worst thing I've ever seen you wear. If I may scroll up for a second, your FEET look fantastic. But then we get up to your torso, and well, I'm not ENTIRELY sure that isn't the
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I read a really cranky Blind Item (that was barely blind) implying that an industry exec is impatient with (I'm paraphrasing this person's words) J.Law's crass side, and bemoaning that her after-party outfit gave off the aura of changing into her play
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View the gallery The last time we saw Ta'Rhonda Jones (Portia on Empire), she was in an icky romper. I've decided she was just lulling us into submission because she knew she had a metallic capetan -- cape plus caftan -- in her arsenal. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery We already covered Jennifer Lopez's mustard explosion, but she was not alone. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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Well, as has become inevitable, there were Jenndashians in the house at a Globes party. Arguably the two least-famous ones, too. First up: Kourtney Kardashian. This is by Julien Macdonald, and it is not as bad as it could be. Isn't that a delightful, warm compliment? But
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View the gallery I mean, we ALL made the joke that she'd raided Lena Headey's wardrobe for this, right? [Photos: Getty]
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