What To Say About Madonna's Moschino...
... other than, "Sigh."
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... other than, "Sigh."
View GalleryAt the end of the day, under all the trappings, this is a stretchy corset dress. It's the same style she always wears. This is sameness in disguise. I also think Madonna must hate her neck and hands, and that's why she loads up on necklaces
Read moreLupita Wears an Orange Prada to the Met Gala This is pretty! But is it Met Gala Memorable? No. It's nowhere near the most interesting thing she's ever worn to this event -- it's not even anywhere near the most interesting thing she's
Read moreMaggie Gyllenhaal Wears Marni The detailing on this, first of all, is divine. Maggie Gyllenhaal Wears Marni I might wish it were a LEETLE bit shorter? It reminds me of a salwar kameez in a way that I love. Maggie Gyllenhaal Wears Marni And HERE it is revealed that the
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We're all going to have some feelings about these.
View GalleryThandie Newton in Monse While I appreciate crazy and costumey makeup, I do not know why you would take a face as divine as Thandie's and defile it thusly. Surely there is a way to do that which actually SUITS her. I just want my drama to be
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And THAT would have been a tragedy.
View GalleryIn Valentino Let's start with the gown from the front, where it seems almost severe, or at least austere. There's hints of color, but that's it; Ruth's face is so great that she's selling it, as if she's
Read moreJanelle Monae Wears Ralph & Russo to the Met Gala This is delightful -- well, I have doubts about the neckpiece, but we'll get to that -- and more delightful than anythng is that fab lipstick. Her face looks GREAT. Janelle Monae Wears Ralph & Russo to the Met Gala
Read moreJaden Smith I'm sure Jaden has...reasons....for carrying his own hair around with him (he just told Teen Vogue that his hair was his date?) but this photo makes it look like he's wondering if anyone has a trash can so he can get rid
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And, of course, Queen Bee. Wait, Beyonce won't like that. PRINCESS Bee, then.
Read moreJessica Chastain in Prada at the Met Gala This is very pretty. I am certainly not the only person who has pointed this out, but it feels a bit like she's spent the last six weeks mainlining Beauty and the Beast. Who can resist a redhead in yellow,
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I'm just glad she didn't commission Draper James. We all need a break.
Read moreGisele and Tom Make Out All Over The Met Gisele is in Stella McCartney. Tom is wearing The Summer of George. They've primarily accessorized by smashing their faces together. (Seriously, there are SO MANY pics of them kissing this year; more than usual. True love springs eternal, or
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As ever, we don't know how she does it.
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