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Marion Cotillard's Crackers Cannes

in Guy Laroche The Met Gala was SO SUCCESSFUL in avoiding sheers. It's like that was a washcloth, and it was wrung out, squeezing the toxic sludge of transparency all over the rest of the world. WE CAN'T WIN. I just had to keep showing this

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Cannes 2018: Secret Chopard Party

Lupita in Prada This is one of the best things Prada has done in a long time. There are no oppressively ugly boob darts, and the dress makes petite Lupita look really long, which is not mandatory of course but it's always better than stumpifying a person. And

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Time's Up, Cannes

This to me is a great visual. That whole giant venue, and THAT small pack is the number of female directors who've EVER had movies at Cannes. EVER. In SEVENTY TWO YEARS.  A closer shot. Cate et al I like that Cate spoke from the back. Something about

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Cannes 2018: Aishwarya Rai and Other Big Gowns

in Michael Cinco This might the most beautiful, intricate dress I have ever seen in my entire life. The best part about Cannes is that something could come along next week and totally upend that statement, but... it'll be hard. Wow. Michael Cinco also made the stunning stained-

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The Rest of Cannes Day 3

Julianne Moore It was so thoughtful of Julianne's dress to extrude a long noodle that would make her shoes relevant. Everyone may look hotter in sunglasses, but not in those boots. So they cancel each other. Cate Blanchett Cate carried that bag the other day, which makes me

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The Gowns of Cannes Have Arrived!

Lupita Nyong'o in Dior This is very glam; Cannes agrees with Lupita thus far, and I assume it always shall. 'Lupita Nyong'o in Dior This is Dior and....it feels weird to say this...but I really like it. It's very well-lined

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Cannes Presents 355

The Cast of 355 "Okay, ladies, if we play this right, we might also land a series of lucrative sunglasses endorsements, so look....endorse-y!" "Should we have coordinated better?" "WHO CARES?" Marion Cotillard and Lupita Nyong'o (in Miu Miu) Lupita looks

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Cannes 2018, Day 2

Carey Mulligan in Gucci I like this on her. I would like it MORE without the pants flare, because I think at that length it looks awkward, but... I also haven't come around to belled pants, so that's not surprising. Mostly, I'm pleased she&

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Penelope Cruz, Day 2, Cannes 2018

in Chanel It took me a second to comprehend that the bottom of this is tassels, so there are THREE different materials at play. And in combination they make her look like a high-end jellyfish. in Chanel That is very delicate and flirty, but her shoes look like she

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