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Cannes Is Starting Soft

Penelope Cruz in Vintage Chanel Dear Karl: As usual, you have an interesting fabric that you have turned into something semi-cockamamie. I'm not sure the way this chops her up would do ANYONE many favors. 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival,

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Enter the Cannes Jury

Cate in Stella McCartney We begin with the jury president herself, in a Stella suit that's pulling and squabbling with itself all over the place, and finished with shoes that might as well not be there. This is... a bummer. What are May daytime Cannes photocalls, if not

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The Fabulous Sunglasses of Cannes

Michelle Williams This is the happiest she's looked in ages, too. IS IT THE SUNGLASSES? Rihanna There is a vague Max Headroom vibe to this that makes me want Rihanna to star in a program where she languidly introduces us to new musical acts while modeling a variety

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Kruger, Kidman, and Chastain Go Dark at amfAR

Diane Kruger in McQueen Too much is happening here. We have wide-legged pants AND a dress with asymmetry AND cutouts that look like maybe a sea creature is giving her the Heimlich AND an explosion on her chest AND a bunch of keys and some scissors. I keep wondering

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The Rest of the Gowns of the Beguiled Premiere

Fan Bingbing in Valentino Couture Somehow this is both GLORIOUS and also like two red bath towels attached at the upper arm to make a gown. She looks spectacular. Liu Wen in custom Givenchy ALSO fab.  Elisabeth Moss in Prabal Gurung I need to accept that I hate this color

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The Beguiled Premieres at Cannes

"The Beguiled" Premiere Elle is really feeling herself here, and rightly. She looks fantastic. Sofia is wearing Chanel, obviously, and she looks very chic and professional. The two women at the end are Angourie Rice and Addison Riecke, who look charming as well. Basically, everyone at this premiere

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Sparkles at the Cannes 70th Anniversary Gala

Marion Cotillard in Armani Another winner for Marion. I don't know why the shoes have to ruin it, but honestly, I'm just not going to look down there. I choose to pretend this photo stops before her ankles. SWINTON in Chanel I'll allow it,

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Patterns at the Cannes 70th Anniversary

Nicole Kidman in Armani I love this, and would never have pegged it as Armani. I don't know why. It has more of a Valentino feel to it, to me. Regardless, she is glowing in it.  Expertly wrangled here. I mean, maybe it IS just as simple as

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