Selena Gomez in Mugler Is she wearing colored contacts? She is, right? It's freaking me out. It's very vampiric. Also the dress looks like my children assembled it from a rudimentary pattern. Gigi Hadid And THIs dress looks like she put it on, and then let
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View the gallery Ellie sang at the Glamour awards the night before, so it was quite a Lady Power couple of days for her. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Get ready for the usual cacophony of crazy from your favorite purveyor of mass market cotton undies. Where are the giant, bedazzled wings at MY local Victoria's Secret, I ask you? When I go in for tee-shirt bras, I at least want the option
View GalleryAlessandra Ambrosio I tried to vaguely group these looks by...genre, I guess? Like, I tried to put all the Carnival Showgirl Extreme looks in one section and then...well, you'll see. At a certain point, I found myself frowning into my cup of tea and saying, "
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View the gallery Is it a law that you can't show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane. [Photos: Splash, Getty]
View GalleryAlessandra Ambrosio My, what a heinous pubic basket. Candace Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo We've seen both of these before, or close enough anyway. Candace's basic idea was more memorably, and better, debuted by Beyonce (I assume this is also a Michael Costello, and if not, he could
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View the gallery Along with Ed Sheeran -- who made many appearances in the runway slideshow -- these two were the big performers at last night's event. Is it wrong if I sort of hope they hated each other? Because it seems like they WOULD. (Team Taylor, of course. They
View GalleryTaylor Swift at the Victoria's Secret Pre-Show With the exception of the fact that her boob is kind of trying to escape -- I have to think someone at VS was like, "TRY THIS BRA IT'LL MAKE YOUR BOOBS TRY TO ESCAPE" and TSwift
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View the gallery This is, as ever, totally ridiculous, wholly over the top, kind of fun, and somewhat NSFW depending on how your boss feels about bras. As a kind moderator-ly note before we get into all the WINGS WINGS ON THE SIDE OF FACE stuff, I'm
View GalleryThe 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show I sincerely appreciate how much Victoria's Secret truly believes we should wear, at the very least, a cape with our bras. Where is the cape department in my local VS, I ask you? No capes, no wings. I demand a
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View the gallery It's time for us all to go on model overload. And, fair warning: some of these women look like the trauma of strutting around in a giant dreamcatcher broke the part of their brain where good sartorial decisions are made. In other words: SOME OF
View GalleryDoutzen Kroes Doutzen looks like she's in costume as Fergie, if Fergie were in costume as a witch. Jessica Hart I mean....for a party about underwear, this IS on topic? Devon Windsor The bonus is that this dress also protects you from the evil eye. Cindy Bruna
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View the gallery All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria's Secret, they're always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It's incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies. Bear that, and the possibility
View GalleryMing Xi Coincidentally, this is also what I chose to wear to jury duty today. Lindsay Ellingson This is one of the few TOTALLY NORMAL and mostly unadorned bra-and-panty sets. It's like she showed up wearing this under her clothes and they were like, "Fine.
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View the gallery First and foremost: The marriage of Taylor Swift and Victoria's Secret feels so natural, now that I think about it. Sure, they sell underwear and she's Taylor Swift, who never, THANK YOU JESUS, has been known for flashing us hers. But Taylor Swift&
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